Area Man Couldn't Care Less About Reliability-Centered Maintenance.

OMAHA, NE - According to sources close to him, area man Joe Belland doesn't give "a rat's ass" for reliability-centered maintenance. During a recent training session, Belland was reported to state "and as you can see, by implementing a preventive maintenance policy with planned maintenance every 62,800 hours, and inspections every 4400 hours, we have increased the availability of this component and reduced the total lifetime cost by, ah s***, who gives a crap about this?"

It was reported that Belland then left the room to "watch the faucet drip or anything more interesting than this crap."