Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Really Totally Looks Like

"I'm so smart," I hear you saying. "I can tell Anthony and Damien apart by their hair!"

Well, OK then, you clever person you. Let's see how well you do when hats are added and hair is removed from the picture:

What do Resident Murlocs have for babies? Baby Murlocs!

This was hard to take. Damien kept taking Murky and putting him back in the living room where he belonged. OCD babby is CDO.


Two out of two babbies prefer the taste of swords.





Monday, November 28, 2011

Diablo III Beta: First Impressions

For all zero of you who are interested.

[Editor's note. I started writing this after first playing it in September. Then I forgot about it.]

So, after a furious weekend [circa Sep. 9-11] of computer-playing, I managed to complete the Diablo III beta with all five character classes. It was hard work, but someone had to do it.

So here are my impressions.

In a word: "visceral". Everything packs punch. Every ability and spell. Every hit and kill has a wonderfully satisfying "thwack" behind it. Corpses flying; blood splattering; stone crumbling; book cases exploding. Everything feels weighty.

Class I'm most unexpectedly impressed by: Wizard. I did not like the wizard when I played her at Blizzcon a few years back. She seemed under-powered and uninteresting. But after dispatching approximately 4,294,967,296 enemies by shooting LIGHTING out of my FINGERTIPS, I am a changed man. And the way the lightning crackles when disintegrating enemies? Magnifique!


Class I'm most unexpectedly unimpressed by: Witch Doctor. I fell in love with the witch doctor at Blizzcon some years ago for one simple reason: Flaming Skulls 'o Doom. Unfortunately, that spell is not available in the beta. While fun, the witch doctor just lacked the oomph of the other classes.

Class I'm most expectedly impressed by: Demon Hunter. Exactly as awesome as I expected.

Design decision I'm most disappointed in: Lack of level-up choices. The original Diablo had skill points, earned upon level-up, that could be assigned to the attribute(s) of your choosing. Diablo II had skill trees which were actually the inspiration for and predecessor to WoW's talent trees. Diablo III? Nuthin. No decisions or choices are made upon leveling up. Instead, you are given a fixed train of progression. You have no choice in which skills you get next, and have no ability to put points into particular abilities. Instead, you are assigned a new skill, and merely have the choice of whether or not you are going to use it.

Add on to this the fact that, in the beta, you only have two, then later three, skills that can be active at once, and there isn't a whole lot of variety in character builds. Of course, in the final game, you'll have a couple dozen skills from which you can choose six active abilities, then customize each one with a runestone. Blizzard has stated the number of possible character builds, and it's somewhere north of the number of elementary particles in the universe.

Biggest adjustment: The concept of "lagging out" of a single-player game. What do you mean I can't play by myself because I couldn't connect to the login server? Why do I need to login to a single-player game? Why do I have latency when I'm by myself?

Exhibit A for why Blizzard should just make the WoW movie themselves, as a CGI film: This trailer, unveiled at this years Blizzcon.


To wit:
Photograph or CGI rendering? Does it matter at this point?
Approximate number of hours I will lose to Diablo III, upon release: 65,536

Sunday, November 20, 2011

8/979 Postiversary!

So I haven't quite written another 500 posts in the last four years. So sue me. But while we're celebrating this blog's 8th anniversary and 979th post, why don't we look at some of the best articles of the last four years?

Top 10h posts, Nov. 21 2007 – Nov. 20 2011

10. Belland Family, Inc. Announces First Expansion to Popular "Family Life" Simulator
F. "The Banalization of Sexuality"
E. Play Like a Pirate Day
D. Babby Vs. Death Star
C. Infrequently User Units of Measurement
B. Catechebulary
A. The RESPONSIBILITY of Self Defense (had to get one from Tom in there)
9. Hey! It's that Guy!
8. Once, While in a Late Night Fog
7. The Nine Most Important Words Ever Spoken
6. Beate Joannes Paulus Magnus, Ora Pro Nobis!
5. Happy Monday
4. Quaestiones
3. Offering of Indulgences: An Operations Research Approach
2. The Six-Toed Wonder
1. A Very Different Raid Night

(Others I liked that didn't make the top 10h: Magic JacketF.U. News Mailbag, March 18th, 2008The Simple Emperor's Daybook, FLASH: A Woman is Pregnant!A Moral QuandryFirst Pictures of the Little OneAlong the Lines of "Me on the Dating Scene"A Handy ComparisonBlizzard Story-Writing Cheat SheetIt's Just Too EasyShopping for a Delli SandwichCosplay Twenty-TenGoodnight, Sleep Tight, Don't Let Order Sixty-Six BiteBlogging in the Olden DaysLiving History)

So, four more years, and I'm still around. It's interesting to see how much my life has changed since then, let alone since I started this blog. I wonder how it will change in four more. To think that Damien will just be starting first grade....

Friday, November 11, 2011

What We're Watching

So with the cancellation of V, Stargate Universe, and Heroes within the last few years, and with 24 ending its run, The Murloc and I were concerned we weren't going to have any TV to watch in the evenings, after the chil'uns had gone to bed. We were basically down to Castle, Futurama (only in the summer), and Mythbusters.

Well, the Powers That Be seemed to have decided that this could not stand, and have bestowed upon us lesser mortals more TV fare than we can reasonably consume each week. So here's a breakdown of what we're watching, so you can look down your noses at we who watch too much TV.

Sundays:
The Walking Dead, AMC: Everyone got in to this during the first season last year, and I wanted to give it a shot, but didn't. Finally, after everyone started raving about the second season premiere last month, The Murloc and I decided to add it to the list. After watching the first season on Netflix in two days (it was only six episodes), we got into this one. It's a pretty good take on the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse, based on a graphic novel. Oh, and apparently, it's very violent. I couldn't tell you, because at some point between murdering hordes of infected with a chainsaw in Left 4 Dead 2, such that I could only see the entrails dribbling from the piles of bodies through the only little splotch on my screen that wasn't covered in blood, and causing the limbs and heads to explode off enemies with a well placed crit in Fallout 3, I became completely desensitized to violence.

Also, I have a theory that when the Zombie Apocalypse actually does happen, it will be stopped almost immediately because we'll all know what to do.

Once Upon A Time, ABC: The Evil Queen casts a curse on Snow White and Prince Charming, and everyone else in the kingdom, erasing their memories and condemning them to never find true happiness by trapping them in a small town in... Maine. No description can do it justice, and it's probably the most imaginative thing on TV in years, brought to you by the writers of Lost. The story revolves around Snow White and Prince Charming's grandson, now adopted by the Evil Queen (who is mayor of the town), who seeks out his mother, who escaped the curse, to bring her back to help break the curse. This is one of three shows that I can't wait for each week.

Mondays:
Terra Nova, Fox: In 2149, the Earth lies in the midst of environmental collapse, but a portal to 85 million BC has opened up to allow humanity to escape to an earlier time—with dinosaurs! This show had me hooked within the first few minutes, but that may just be because I'm a sucker for plots that involve dystopian future societies that limit family size. This show has an interesting premise—with dinosaurs!—and likable characters (including one played by the actor of the best character from blue-people Avatar), which are the two most important things for me in a show, which is good, because it's off to a rocky start—with dinorsaurs! The episodes so far have been a mix between forehead-slapping stupidity and genuine intrigue, much like Star Trek: Voyager, of which it reminds me—but with dinosaurs!—and with which it shares some writers. We'll see how this one goes.

Catholicism, PBS: The four episodes that were to air on public television aired here in October, and were every bit as good as I suspected. Fr. Barron just has a way of explaining the faith in an accessible, intellectual, and moving way. Right now, I'm just waiting for the remaining six episodes to air on EWTN.

Castle, ABC: The best show on TV three years running and vehicle for Nathan Fillion's awesomeness, returns for a much-deserved fourth season. Season three ended with Rick Castle professing his love to Kate Beckett as she lied bleeding from a gunshot wound. Upon recovery, she claims not to have remembered, but we know better. Come for the Firefly references, stay for the great mysteries and crime drama.

Tuesdays:
Last Man Standing, ABC: Why am I watching Tim Allen's new sit-com, which is functionally identical to Home Improvement, but he has three daughters instead of three sons? Shut up, that's why.

Wednesdays:
Mythbusters, Discovery: Stuff blows up. 'Nuff said.

Penn & Teller Tell a Lie, Discovery: Quite clever show, where Penn makes seven amazing claims, of which six are true and one is an utter fabrication. The magic/comedy duo is humorous, and interesting.

Thursdays:
Person of Interest, CBS: A genius computer programmer designs a computer system for the government that monitors everything (surveillance cameras, conversations, phone calls, emails, etc.) looking for terrorist activity. It sees all crimes, but only reports the big stuff, so the designer puts a back door into the system that feeds him the social security number of people the machine thinks will be involved in murder, either as victim or perpetrator. He recruits ex-special-forces operative Jim Caviezel, whom you may remember as Jesus Christ, to assist him. Developed by J.J. Abrams (Alias, Lost, Fringe, Star Trek (2009)) and Jonathan Nolan (Memento, The Prestige, The Dark Knight), filled to the brim with intrigue and action, this is easily in the top three things on TV this season.

Fridays:
Grimm, NBC: The second fairy tale-based series in prime time, this one focuses on a detective who is a living relative of The Brothers Grimm, who, as it turns out, wrote about true stories. The detective must "hunt the bad ones", i.e., the villains from the fairy tales. Created by David Greenwalt, who worked with Joss on Buffy and Angel, this one hasn't quite captured my attention like Once Upon a Time. However, I'm willing to give it a try to see where it goes.

Saturdays:
Used for catching up on the rest of the week.

We also find ourselves leaving the TV on Disney channel alot for Damien, so are watching a lot of shows there, the best ones being Phineas and Ferb, and Good Luck Charlie.