{Phfr}

Babbies edition

{pretty}

{happy}

Four-and-a-half, and already a master of the dual-shock controller.

{funny}

I took Damien to his first movie the other day; he did fine, but I think I enjoyed it more.

Damien's rendition of Potter Puppet Pals' "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"

{real}

Covered in small creatures.

{phfr}

Because absolutely nothing else worth talking about has happened recently. Nope. Nosiree. Absolutely. Nothing.

{pretty}

{happy}

Play it, Sam.

 {funny}

Star on Cheek. Star on Chest's sidekick, perhaps?

Scumbag babby.

{real}

Couch occupied? Use the coffee table!

This is what I found after practicing Chopin's Polonaise in A. Apparently, it's a lullaby for toddlers.

Oh, joy, oh, mess!

And yet—somehow—life goes on (with all the frills).

The Baby Cycle

Based upon the Murloc's suggestion that we should have another baby so we can use up the leftover box of newborn-sized diapers. Plagiarized from XKCD #140: Delicious.

Miscellany

♫Catching up is hard to do.♫

First up, Cosplay.

First up in the Cosplay category is the costume The Murloc wore to Wondercon (motto: unlike other conventions, we are affordable and available!)

For this costume, The Murloc custom-made her own corset. Of this, I approve.

Recognize the character? Imaginary bag of marshmallows if you do.

No? Here, I'll post a picture of the actual character.

Still nothing?

Moo, Baa, La, La, La!

Really Totally Looks Like

"I'm so smart," I hear you saying. "I can tell Anthony and Damien apart by their hair!"

Well, OK then, you clever person you. Let's see how well you do when hats are added and hair is removed from the picture:

What do Resident Murlocs have for babies? Baby Murlocs!
This was hard to take. Damien kept taking Murky and putting him back in the living room where he belonged. OCD babby is CDO.
Two out of two babbies prefer the taste of swords.

More Totally Looks Like

Photodump

Totally Looks Like

Anthony totally looks like Perry the Platypus.

Damien totally looks like Anthony

Therefore, Damien totally looks like Perry the Platypus

Come to think of it, why has no one ever been able to take a picture of both Damien and Anthony at the same time?

There we go.

On the Occasion of the Resident Toddler's Second Birthday.

This is inaccurate. Two weeks later, the pediatrician measured him at 37".

According to the Baby Center Height Predictor, this puts him within 2.1" of 6'4" at age eighteen, with 90% confidence.

Chief Engineer Smiles O'Brien, Reporting for Duty.

Polite Babbies Always Drink their Milk with Pinky Fingers Extended.

All I Ask Is a Carrot to Ride and a Cake Wreck to Steer Her By.

A reference to the infamous "Carrot Jockey" cake wreck.