Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Another reason I love America

Michael Medved wrote a fantastic piece today in praise of the history of America with respect to slavery and how we revolutionized how the world. America truly is a blessing from God to earth.
You can read the full article here

PS. No I am not trying to dominate this blog. I only recently found crap worth posting.
Dark Times Cometh.

Who is there to protect us? This is more than the police can handle. Only pirates or Chuck Norris can save us from them.
Seth Green is my hero

(WARNING: extremely bad language in everything I post here)
Seth Green responds to defend Chris Crocker





Also Seth Green pushes Robot Chicken on Family guy about 4 minutes and 30 seconds into this clip. Funny.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

After many long seconds of searching the internet, I didn't find anything like this, so I made it myself.

I've decided to go into business selling cologne. Here's the ad for my first product.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A touching moment between father and son

The Argument
So I had a nice argument recently

It started like this. I got an email from somebody that said "Hey Tom, I got this email and I don't know how to respond to this stuff I disagree with. What should I say?"

So I wrote back some Tom Adams talking points. But then I got a reply which said "Hey, check out how this guy responded" Then I read said response and was slightly upset. So after asking for said responder's email, I got it and replied back to his reply myself. My reply went something like this:

Hey, newty head! Your a big fat head! You are dumb! And your ideas are dumb! I'm smart and your dumb. Dumb dumb dumb! I stick my tongue out at you!

Then I received a reply that went something like this: I respect your opinions very much but I disagree with your points, A, B and C. Allow me to cite evidence....

Then I replied back: OMG, u r lam3. Stupid stupid stupid lam3r. You dumb, me smart.

Then I got back: I am enjoying this discussion greatly. I'd like to argue further on your points 1, 2 and 3.

Then I replied: Well you're just a jerkface. Stop being so ugly, dumb and stupid.

Then I got back: Interesting points, but I cite X Y and Z to disprove you. Thanks, and I look forward to more correspondence.

Then I replied: Hey, your last name and city are mildly familiar. Do you know a Dr. H? Stupid!

Then I got back: Yes, I'm his son. And you've met me before.

Then I replied: Hey, how's it going Phil? Haven't seen you in a while. Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah, Paul was one of my grooms men. Good talkin' with you. Hey, take care.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Boston Under Seige by LEDs

This story relays the tragic tale that is Boston's worst threat. While she was unrelated to past terrorist attacks, she was obviously a copycat terrorist. God bless everyone in Boston who realizes that all bombs have blinking LEDs and that all blinking LEDs are probably bombs.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Yeah, yeah. I'm just ripping off links from BBspot. So sue me.

Does this look familiar to any of ye olde timey adventure gamers? Zork Map.

Magic Baseball Bat.

And, finally, not from BBspot, but from Dad, comes this link to a gallery for the Northrop Grumman X-47B UCAS. "Now you can kill people and break things from the comfort of your own armchair!"

Monday, September 17, 2007

Harry Potter Update.

According to Wikipedia and IMDB, HP and the Half-Blood Prince began filming today, just over 14 months before its release date.... I hope I can finish the book in time.

Star Wars fans, you can get in line now.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Geriatric Jones and the...

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? What the hell kind of name is that? It sounds like the name of one of the cheesy novels or video games. Raiders of the Lost Ark; The Last Crusade; Temple of Doom; hell, even The Fate of Atlantis; those are cool titles. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Not so much.

By the way, which one of you no-good, fake, phony friends of mine new about this and didn't tell me about it? Now you can fly an F-16 down the Grand Canyon at 1000 mph, or land on the Las Vegas strip from the comfort of your own work.

Also, be sure to check out the new, digitally-remastered by George Lucas version of Singin' in the Rain.