So the world's first sentient computer was brought online by Google yesterday, and has since begun taking over the world.

Turns out, she likes Pandas.

And has learned how to Rickroll (click on "Redmond, WA").

(See the complete list of Google's new changes, including CADIE's recommended image searches, books, and maps places here.)

In other news:

Umbrella Corp. has asked for $100 billion of government bailout money.

Expedia is offering flights to Mars, starting at $99.

Dave has learned to play the piano while standing on his head.

Think Geek is selling Squeezable Bacon, and Portal T-shirts.

Blizzard is implementing a new PvP system in World of Warcraft centered around dance-offs.

Blah Blah Google Overlords Blah Blah

I just found out that Google will host a webpage, with 100MB of space, for anyone with a Google account. I know, I'm behind the curve on everything, but check it out. My page has links to download the Gravity Simulator Joe was posting about, including a screensaver version. Warning: not responsible for lost productivity while watching planets crash into each other.

Geriatric Jones and the...

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? What the hell kind of name is that? It sounds like the name of one of the cheesy novels or video games. Raiders of the Lost Ark; The Last Crusade; Temple of Doom; hell, even The Fate of Atlantis; those are cool titles. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Not so much.

By the way, which one of you no-good, fake, phony friends of mine new about this and didn't tell me about it? Now you can fly an F-16 down the Grand Canyon at 1000 mph, or land on the Las Vegas strip from the comfort of your own work.

Also, be sure to check out the new, digitally-remastered by George Lucas version of Singin' in the Rain.