Area Man Thinks Anything Would Be Awesome When Related In Any Way With The GE F136 Engine.

CINCINNATI, OH - According to sources close to him, area man Joe Belland thinks just about anything would be the "cat's pajamas" when used in any way with General Electric's F136 Engine, used to power the JSF. During a recent training session, Belland was reported to state "and as you can see, the Esary-Proschan approximation method gives us an accurate and quick approximation of the actual reliability on this machine of shock and- y'know, it would be rad if they could land a JSF on an Arleigh Burke-Class AEGIS Destroyer."

Belland later stated that "welding a faucet to an F136 engine and watching it drip would still be totally awesome."