War, It's Good for You and Good for Me.

So for those of you who haven't been playing Sam & Max: Season 1 (what is wrong with you?!), this is what you're missing out on.



In the latest episode, "Abe Lincoln Must Die", Max runs for president against an evil animated Abraham Lincoln Monument. After Max wins, Lincoln goes on a rampage and you must stop him. This of course requires you get into the war room, but the Secret Service Guy won't let anyone in the war room unless it's a time of war, so you must get the Dakotas - North, South, and West - to declare war on each other to give our furry heroes Sam & Max access to the nation's unlimited supply of ICBMs. Once you start the war, the Secret Service Agent launches into this musical number.

And, of course, hilarity ensues.