W00t! I'm Time's Person of the Year!
I guess someone recognizes the achievements of all my poorly-worded and misspelled trolling posts on the WoW forums.
I would just like to take this opportunity to thank all you pathetic losers for sucking so much, and I just want to say, "I'm the best."
I think I'll add that to my resumé right now: "Was awarded 2006 Person of the Year award from Time magazine; Am the Best."