Monday, November 25, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

AMTOTHGJTIOP

That's "All My Thoughts On The Hunger Games Jumbled Together In One Post." Spoilers, or something.

It's 12:20 AM, and I've got fifty pages left in Mockingjay. A certain firebomb has just gone off in the Capitol (you who have read it know what that means). I have to get up at 6 AM. Do I push through, stay up an hour or two longer to finish, then just be a wreck the next day? Do I risk simply not being able to keep my eyes open and falling asleep with twenty pages left? I opt to save it for later, so I can plow through until the end in one big chunk.

The first thing I do when I get in to work the next morning, after answering the two or three emails waiting for me, is finish the book. This proves to be a mistake, as I can't concentrate on anything else for the rest of the day, and keep going over the ending in my head, trying to make sense of it.

I don't think I've ever read a book which changed tone so quickly. At 100 pages left, it's a war thriller; with 50, a shock; at 10, I have resigned myself to the fact that it's a deeply depressing book about the futility of struggle, mired in the inhuman morality which infects all the characters. Then, on the next to last page the tone of the book completely turns and it ends with one of the most hopeful, positive endings you could ask for.

(If you disagree on that last point, I'll explain myself at the end.)

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Happy 10th Anniversary, Dear Blog

If you're reading this, it means that I forgot to come up with something funny or insightful between April, when I created this scheduled post, and today.

Actually, I did, but thought it would be funny to leave that message there.

But today is, in fact, the blog's 10th anniversary (or, at least, the anniversary of the old blog). So in honor, I'll try to dig up the 10 most memorable posts—one from each year—of this blog's existence, and give a little write up of what was going on that year.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Wrong Emails

Nov 6th, 2013:
RE: Big Top Math 
Isabella did not pass her Big Top Math test today. Please be sure she is practicing her math facts. Thanks 
Carolyn Ayers
1st Grade Teacher
Stone Lakes
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Nov 14th, 2013:
RE: student of the month 
Isabella was chosen for our October student of the month. There is an invitation for you to join us on Monday, November 18th for the celebration in her binder.
Carolyn Ayers
1st Grade Teacher
Stone Lakes
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<email address>

I guess math doesn't factor too heavily in choosing the student of the month?

Monday, October 28, 2013

The Official Rankings (2013)

  1. Anthropomorphic Superheroes
  2. Anthropomorphic Old Guy, Boyscout, and Dog
  3. Anthropomorphic Monsters
  4. Anthropomorphic Robots
  5. Anthropomorphic Rats
  6. Anthropomorphic Scotsmen
  7. Anthropomorphic Cars
  8. Anthropomorphic Fish
  9. Anthropomorphic Toys (third time)
  10. Anthropomorphic Monsters in College
  11. Anthropomorphic Bugs
  12. Anthropomorphic Toys (again)
  13. Anthropomorphic Toys
  14. Anthropomorphic Cars (again)
Fun fact: Monsters University is the first Pixar film since Monsters, Inc. that I did not get to see in theaters.