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Nov 6th, 2013:

RE: Big Top Math 

Isabella did not pass her Big Top Math test today. Please be sure she is practicing her math facts. Thanks 

Carolyn Ayers
1st Grade Teacher
Stone Lakes
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<email address>

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Nov 14th, 2013:

RE: student of the month 

Isabella was chosen for our October student of the month. There is an invitation for you to join us on Monday, November 18th for the celebration in her binder.

Carolyn Ayers
1st Grade Teacher
Stone Lakes
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<email address>

I guess math doesn't factor too heavily in choosing the student of the month?

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Seriously, though, WTF?