Monday, January 30, 2006

Kitty Stummy Therapy

Anne Marie has introduced me to a new relaxing therapy which I have nicknamed "Kitty Stummy Therapy". Instructions are as follows:

(Note: before proceeding, remove any glasses or eyewear.)
1) Procure one (1) kitty.
2) With one hand behind kitty's neck and one hand on kitty's lower back, hold kitty belly-up.
3) Firmly embed face in kitty's tummy and rub vigorously.

Note: Kitty may have a dazed or surprised look on her face. This is normal. If you are allergic to cats, please consult a physician before using. Side effects include scratches, bite marks, bleeding, and lacerations. If symptons linger for more than two days, discontinue use and consult a doctor immediately. Your results may vary.


I've also heard this works with Tigers, but they are harder to come by and hurt more.

4 comments:

  1. So have you tried it yet yourself?

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  2. Yes. Bastet just looks sort of confused. Isis will try to nibble my ear.

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  3. Kitty Stummies so soooooft! ^_^

    The Murloc approves!


    ~RlrlrlRLRLLRLGRLGRLGlglglglgl-*shifty eyes*...~

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  4. Hmmm..., we don't have a cat, but I do this with Katie.

    How about "Katie Stummy Therapy?" It has multiple purposes. Aside from my own amusement, it is known to relax and amuse a 1-year old child. :)

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