Kitty Stummy Therapy
Anne Marie has introduced me to a new relaxing therapy which I have nicknamed "Kitty Stummy Therapy". Instructions are as follows:
(Note: before proceeding, remove any glasses or eyewear.)
1) Procure one (1) kitty.
2) With one hand behind kitty's neck and one hand on kitty's lower back, hold kitty belly-up.
3) Firmly embed face in kitty's tummy and rub vigorously.
Note: Kitty may have a dazed or surprised look on her face. This is normal. If you are allergic to cats, please consult a physician before using. Side effects include scratches, bite marks, bleeding, and lacerations. If symptons linger for more than two days, discontinue use and consult a doctor immediately. Your results may vary.
I've also heard this works with Tigers, but they are harder to come by and hurt more.
So have you tried it yet yourself?
ReplyDeleteYes. Bastet just looks sort of confused. Isis will try to nibble my ear.
ReplyDeleteKitty Stummies so soooooft! ^_^
ReplyDeleteThe Murloc approves!
~RlrlrlRLRLLRLGRLGRLGlglglglgl-*shifty eyes*...~
Hmmm..., we don't have a cat, but I do this with Katie.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Katie Stummy Therapy?" It has multiple purposes. Aside from my own amusement, it is known to relax and amuse a 1-year old child. :)