True Tales from Customer Support.

The Murloc writes

LOL! directly from one of our customers that a rep on my team just helped: (first off, they needed to call tech, but they called us instead... L2R)
Customer: "It's asking for disk 2 and I hit ok, and it doesnt like it."
Rep: "did you put in disk 2?"
Customer: "no, should I?"

Here are some emails we have received from customers (obviously translated through Babelfish, quite badly at that):
"The answer is the correct password, and my electronic fuel tanks fail to receive your letter"
"My numbered account throws to lose because my PC suffered the attack of the wood horse procedure,"
There are definitely bright moments to this job.