You'll note that the International Earth Destruction Advisory Board has updated the Earth-Destruction Alert Level (EDA Level) to "Red". A "Red" EDA Level indicates that the Earth has been destroyed. If the Earth had not been destroyed, the EDA Level would be set at "Green".
You can find more information about the destruction of Earth and what you should do here.
Wherever did you find this anyway?
ReplyDeleteI love his instructions for making an F-16 out of a cereal box, scotch tape, and a penny.
I also think his solution for halting global warming by turning the sun off for 2 minutes every day is ingenious.