Found in "Damien's" Halloween candy bucket:

What's the first thing I thought of?

Pretzels are not candy! (You get egged! You get egged! You get egged!)

Happy Homestarloween!

I would be remiss in my duties...

...if I did not let you know about the demo for Wallace and Gromit's Grand Adventures.

I have not played it yet, but hope to do so upon getting home tonight.

By the way, this is made by the same people who brought you the recent Sam & Max games, as well as Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People (which, if you have not played, then you are unworthy to be reading my blog; come back when you're cooler) so you know it's going to be good. As a bonus, if you pre-order now, you can get a free copy of one episode from each of those two outstanding games.

What are you waiting for! It's hot and you want it! Grab the phone! Flying for the Rebel Alliance was never this much fun!

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And just when you thought life couldn't get any better

I mean seriously I had Sam & Max Seasons 1 and 2, I have a years subscription to Rush 24/7, I got the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles volumes 1 and 2 and volume 3 pre-ordered. I've got everything I could ever want to occupy those 10 minutes a day I'm not working or playing with Hannah on the beach, and then God throws this at me as if to say "Hey, Mr. Attractive Man over there playing with your little Honey Baked Hannah on the beach, here's something to fill hours 25 and 26 of every day for the next 11 years this decade." It's almost as though God is promising to expand the number of hours in a day.