This just in....

This randomly appeared in my inbox just now:

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Hi, Joe.

Thank you for taking the Instant IQ Test.

You scored: 50

Your IQ Range is Below 70 and You are WELL BELOW AVERAGE.

Congratulations on completing our IQ test! Based on your answers to the test questions, your IQ is below 70. IQ scores are based on a scale where a score of 100 is the average score. Your score range of below 70 indicates that your intelligence is well below average based on this test. Your intelligence level can say a lot about how you approach life. By having a score which is below the average range, you have indicated that you often view the world differently than those around you. While most people may look at a problem and see only one solution, you are often able to come up with many solutions, most of which are more creative and unique than the traditional solution. People in this IQ range are often more creative than their peers and sometimes work as actors, singers, artists, musicians, and writers. Use your unique view point to your advantage.

Thank you for taking our fun IQ test!

InstantIQTest.com
LeaderMarkets LLC
53 Prospect Park West
Suite 4C
Brooklyn, NY 11215

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Apparently, my IQ is so low this company felt the need to e-mail me out of the blue to let me know, even though I never took their test.

Either that or someone incorrectly entered my e-mail address instead of their own when taking an online IQ test. Is it any wonder that someone who can't remember their e-mail address would score 50 on an IQ test?