Can you spot the difference between these two boxes of oatmeal?
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| The one on the left tastes like apples and cinnamon, and the one on the right tastes like oatmeal-textured vomit. |
Still no? I'll help you out.
That's right, they arbitrarily reduced the sugar by a quarter without telling anyone. No, this isn't the low-sugar version (which has 6g of sugar). They just, y'know, started putting less sugar in it. Because. So now, instead of Market Pantry Apples and Cinnamon Oatmeal, they're selling Market Pantry Oatmeal-textured Vomit. Just 'cause.


