Monday, March 3, 2014

Bell and Whistle Cage Match: Movies

Qualifications for entry: movie must have been release last November and either a) star someone with the last name "Hemsworth" or b) be based on a book with the word "Game" or "Games" in the title.

The contenders:

 vs.vs.

That's right, kids, a three-way showdown!

Fight!

Monday, February 10, 2014

Why Is It Always Lesbians?

This has been bugging me for quite some time now. Here's a list of current and recent TV shows I've watched that have, in at least one episode, featured a lesbian, bisexual woman, or lesbian couple in a manner meant to be taken seriously/portrayed in a positive manner.
  • Elementary
  • Arrow
  • The Walking Dead
  • Once Upon a Time
  • Person of Interest
  • Sherlock
  • Dollhouse
  • Touch
  • Last Man Standing
  • Stargate Universe
  • Heroes
  • 24
  • Firefly
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Good Luck Charlie (le sigh)
(What's most upsetting about the last one is that the show is targeted specifically to families, on a network for kids. Disney has gone to the Dark Side, and, unfortunately, can't be trusted with my children's entertainment anymore. They have also hastened the cancelling of our cable. I was waiting until the summer (after all our other shows end their seasons), but I think I'll just do it now.)

But back to the topic. Now, of those shows, here are the ones that have portrayed a gay or bisexual man, or same-sex male couple in a similarly serious/positive manner.
  • *crickets chirping*
This is something I first noticed a long time ago. The rule I've come up with, which might be called the lesbian rule, concerning homosexuality in TV shows, movies, and other media can be stated as such: if the homosexual or bisexual is meant to be taken seriously, she will be a women. If it will be played for laughs, he will be a man.

Typically, the lesbian(s) will be attractive, upper-middle-class types who don't conform to any of the stereotypes about lesbian women, such as being "butch".

Typically, homosexual men will be portrayed as a metrosexual/overly stylish and generally conform to stereotypes about gay men.

I've wondered about this for a while now, and struggled to explain it. I've pondered over whether or not it might be related to pornography (for surely, "hot girl-on-girl action" is used far more frequently in spam than "hot guy-on-guy action"). I suspect it has something to do with objectification, since when they're included in this way, it's always in an attempt to further an agenda; the character and actress are being, in a way, objectified to fit the agenda. I suppose women are easier to visually objectify than men, which would be the connection to porn.

Either way, when TV writers wish to upset the "hetero-normative assumptions of the culture" and make the unpalatable palatable, they always choose to further their agenda by degrading women.

By the way, "hetero-normative" is one of those words that, if you use it, makes me immediately dismiss you as a loon. Sort of like "Zionist conspiracy" and "the spirit of Vatican II."

Sunday, February 9, 2014

I Made This for You

From the Mickey Short "Panda-monium"

Please help me make this a meme. It is to be used in reaction to cute pictures of fluffy animals, or anything utterly delightful.

There's also a still version below:


Friday, February 7, 2014

Chess Patch 4.5.2



Hm, power cards and XP sounds interesting. May need to add those to CPM2DOB whenever I get back to working on that one.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Queen of Heaven Comes Down to Earth

Babies Have No Concept of Things Like "Not Yet".

We had plans for last week. Amongst the list of things that needed to be done the week before the baby was born:

  • Monday: grocery shopping day (completely out of everything).
  • Monday: laundry day (need to wash the baby stuff).
  • Monday: help out with K of C Basketball Free Throw event.
  • Tuesday: choir rehearsal.
  • Thursday: Lector training at SJB.
  • Murloc: Chiropractor appointments.
  • Murloc: Haircut.
  • Change Camaro's oil.
  • Clean the kitchen.
  • Clean the bedroom/rearrange furniture.
  • Clean off my desk.
  • Fill out application for enrollment at SJB kindergarten.
  • Get started on various projects at work.
  • Pack for hospital. (Important! Don't forget!)


Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Place Ya Bets!

Birthday: _______
Weight: _______
Length: _______

Same rules apply: 5 points for each day by which your birthday guess is off, 1 point for each ounce, and 2 points for each quarter-inch. Lowest score wins. Psychics, clairvoyants, seers, oracles, and divinators will be automatically disqualified.

For reference:

Damien:
July 25th (his due date)
7 lbs. 7 oz.
20"

Anthony:
July 24th (one day late)
8 lbs. 3 oz.
20.5"

Regina is due February 2nd. Given a linear trend, this would mean she will be born Feb 4th, 8 lbs. 15 oz. and be 21".

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Bomb the World

If that headline doesn't get me on some sort of NSA watch list, I don't know what will.

So, over at The Pickles, Mrs. Pickles was letting us know all about their wonderful holiday fun times, which included a spectacular photobomb by Mr. Pickles (fig 1):


That is a truly spectacular photobomb, which made me suspicious. No one is naturally that good at photobombing. That level of bombsmanship requires much practice.

So I started googling around, and as I followed the bread crumbs deeper into the rabbit hole, I came to realize just how dark and massive the conspiracy goes. Mr. P. hasn't just done this before, no. I discovered that he is the ringleader of a shadowy and sinister organization that seeks to rule the world through photobombing. Behold, the totally-legit and not-at-all-fake evidence: