Ok, Mrs. Pickles took this political viewpoint test and I questioned the results it gave her. I decided to take it myself and see what it said. I think I disagree with its assessment.

Centrist You scored 42% Personal Liberty and 57% Economic Liberty!

A centrist believes in moderate government intervention in both personal and economic matters. They tend to be somewhat ambiguous, as they may have the oppurtunity to pick the side of any group surrounding them on any given issue. They generally believe in a moderate social safety net and what they consider to be a balanced stance on personal liberty. Centrists tend to emphasize compromise and cooperation between partisan groups.

How White and Nerdy Are You?

Be sure to watch the Music Video first.

Idiot/Conspiracy Theory of the Day/Week/Month.

Ok, I promised myself I wouldn't lower my IQ any further by linking to idiots anymore, but this was just too good to pass up as a conspiracy theory.

Voices - Benedict XVI: Zionist Double Agent

That's right! The last 5 popes have been Zionist plants! You can tell because the Jewish-controlled media have loved the popes since 1958 (ha!) and hated those before.

Although, it really is sad that such blatant anti-semitism is still alive an well in the world today. And it's really ironic that it exists on a website that also hosts an article about how racism is still so prevalent in the US.

California Sues Every Resident.

SACRAMENTO, CA - On the heals of its recent lawsuit against auto manufacturers, the People's Republic of California has filed a lawsuit against every resident of the state, claiming the greenhouse gases emitted by people during natural biological processes have cost the state millions of dollars.

State Attorney General Bill Lockyer said the lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Northern California was the first of its kind to seek to hold people liable for the damages caused by their emissions.

According to Lockyer, the state is also considering suing any airline or airplane manufacturer which flies through California airspace; all electric utility companies that operate within the state; Chevron, Unocal, and Conoco-Philips oil refining companies; the California Association of Dairy Farmers; and termites.

Happy 24th Birthday, :-)

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~sef/sefSmiley.htm

Today is the 24th Birthday of :-) and :-(

ARRRR!.

Shiver me timbers and swash me buckle, it be International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!

Anyone of ya's who use that filthy land-lubber speech will be flogged, keel-hauled, forced to walk the plank, and sent to Davey Jones Locker with a cannon strapped to 'is ankle.

Ye Be Warned!

Women of the World to Withhold Sex for Next Month.

Following a recent study that concluded men are on average about 4 IQ points more intelligent than women, a spokeswoman for every woman in the world announced that effective immediately, women would withhold all sex from their partners for at least a month.

In an official press conference representing all women, the spokeswoman said that, unless men apologized immediately for being smarter, they would be punished for "at least a month". According to the statement, by apologizing immediately, men may reduce the period of abstinence to as little as two weeks.

Men around the world could not be reached for comment. Flower shops and Chocolatiers worldwide have reported massive shortages of inventory.