The Onion buys FU-News!

No significant changes forseeable



Joseph Belland, founder of FU-News announced today that The Onion has bought FU-News. "This is really a win-win situation for us," declared Belland. When asked why that was, he simply stated "because I said so," and refused to comment further.



Added Belland, "the core principles of FU-News are not going to change as a result of this merger. As a result, we'll keep publishing the same funny satire with no changes to our politcs or our hap-hazard publishing schedule."