Top 10 Reasons to vote for Kerry

as stated by the DNC



10. He was in Vietnam

9. He has a plan that's better than yours

8. He was in Vietnam too

7. Bush is horrible

6. Kerry was also in Vietnam

5. Bush wasn't

4. But Kerry was

3. You can't judge a man by his past 30 years

2. But you can judge a man by what he did 40 years ago in Vietnam for a few months

1. Kerry has a better plan to lead the war he doesn't think is the right war but must be won even though he thinks it can't be won but maybe could be reduced to a nuisance although it doesn't even matter since it's only a distraction from the real issues like healthcare (Edwards' fault), job loss and the quagmire Bush left us in Iraq which Kerry has a better plan to lead...