Alien Impregnation!!!

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
- Jack Handey, In Humor/Jack Handey

Real funny for you to say Jack, but then your wife isn’t going to die when some monster comes bursting out of her chest to sing “Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my rag time gall”





As you can see from the photographic evidence, Ileana Adams, is said to only have until March 12th until the little alien bursts forth in a quest to destroy humanity. Ileana, is said to be host to the alien for about 9 weeks this Thursday, August 10th, 2006. Ileana and Tom have yet to name the terror to be unleashed, nor do they know its sex or its hive role (worker, drone, etc). Among the few details known about the supposed Xenomorph, it’s temper can be quelled with Beef Bologna and Kraft American Cheese on potato bread with Miracle Whip.

Updates of the apocalyptic horror will be posted as they are known.