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Belland Family, Inc. Announces First Expansion to Popular "Family Life" Simulator.
New development promises interactive entertainment, challenges.

Area Man Joe Belland, Dictator-for-Life of Belland Family Enterprises, announced today that production had begun on the first expansion to the popular "Family Life" simulation that many fans have participated in. In a press release, His Excellency stated, "for four and a half years now, we have offered the highest quality life-simulating experience. We feel that the timing is right to add on to our already popular brand name. We hope that our users will enjoy participating in what will surely offer new opportunities for entertainment and challenges."

The as-yet-to-be-named expansion is scheduled for release in the third quarter of 2009. When asked for details of what sort of enhancements to the family-life simulations that the Belland brand name already offers would be provided by the expansion, The Almighty replied, "we feel that by branching out into the younger demographic, we can provide our fans with a unique and previously-unknown type of life-simulation."

President-and-First-Murloc Area Woman Anne Marie Belland expanded on the announcement, stating that, "after four and a half years, we felt that our Life Simulation had begun to stagnate and that by adding onto the simulated family, we would be able to freshen the experience, while maintaining the same core simulation experience that our fans have come to enjoy."

When pressed for details, She Who Must Be Obeyed admitted that production had only begun three weeks previously, and details on the finished product had not been finalized. "However," she continued, "over the coming months we look forward to sharing news and details with our fans, as they become known."

Both the God of Awesome and the Goddess of Sexiness announced jointly that the expansion would be the first in what would hopefully be many new expansions to the brand.

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BELLAND FAMILY, LLC is a definitely-for-profit organization dedicated to providing young and old alike an entertaining life-simulation experience, and taking over the world. It was formed on January 10th, 2004.

(With a wink and a nod to Angst Technology.)

Dear Alicia Cisneros of Dallas, TX.

I just wanted to let you know that Asurion is shipping you a package via DHL Express. It was shipped on November 18th, 2008 using Waybill 28033626132 to your address at:

9919 Brockbank Dr

Dallas, TX

75220-1647

You can track it at DHL's website, or by using the following link.

http://track.dhl-usa.com/atrknav.asp?ShipmentNumber=28033626132

You can expect it to arrive today around 3:00pm. Please visit http://www.dhl-usa.com/ for more details.

Oh, and pretty please double-check your e-mail address when purchasing things online. It will make both our lives so much easier.

FLASH: A WOMAN IS PREGNANT!

ABC News announces that a woman is pregnant again! Bellow are excerpts from the article that was understandably written in haste without time for editing corrections since this story was too big to delay. I've made my own corrections to make this easier to read, but rest assured that I will not detract from the accuracy of this amazing story.

Barbara Walters Exclusive: Pregnant Man Woman Expecting Second Child

In First Interview Since Giving Birth, Thomas Beatie Tells Barbara Walters About Life With Daughter Susan

By ALAN B. GOLDBERG and KATIE N. THOMSON

Nov. 13, 2008

Thomas Beatie, the controversial woman people are calling a "pregnant man" who gave birth to a daughter earlier this year, reveals to Barbara Walters in an exclusive interview that she is pregnant again with his her second child.

Thomas Beatie, a transgender woman without traditional moral values, welcomed a baby girl, Susan, June 29. Since sharing the story of Susan's birth with ABC News, she and his wife her roomate, Nancy Beatie, hadn't spoken to the media been able to get enough of the national attention they so craved until they sat down last month with Walters.

Thomas Beatie, who is in his first trimester the first three months of her pregnancy, tells Walters she did not go back on the male hormone testosterone after Susan's birth so she could have another baby.

"I feel good," she said. "I had my checkups with my hormone level, as far as the HCG. And everything is right on track." He She says the baby is due June 12.

Thomas Beatie also spoke to Walters about Susan's birth, which was not via Caesarean section. He She was in labor for 40 hours; Nancy Beatie cut the umbilical cord.

In the spring, Thomas Beatie wrote an article in the national gay magazine The Advocate, revealing that she was legally male and that she was pregnant. He She released a photo showing his her bearded face and pregnant belly. The news -- and the controversial photo -- ignited a media frenzy and provoked questions about traditional notions about predictably gave the liberal media a new angle to try to distort the public's understanding of sex and gender.

"Hiding a pregnant man woman is like hiding an 800-pound gorilla," she said of his her decision to go public. Husbands around the country agreed. "Nancy and I wanted to tell our story from our own mouths before it got out and the made-for-TV movie deals would start rolling in."

Thomas Beatie says she was surprised at how quickly the news of the woman being called a "pregnant man" spread.

"I was shocked that it looped around the world in 24 hours," she told Walters. "I mean, it was on Chinese Web sites and, you know, Web sites in Romania and Russia and Brazil."

He She became exactly what she wanted to be: an instant target of the tabloids and paparazzi, and fodder for talk shows and late-night television. Some people called Thomas Beatie a freak. Reasonable people call her an attention hungry woman without any traditional sexual morals. He She received death threats, and thousands of hateful comments still litter the Internet. To this day, she continues to receive anonymous hate messages and secretly loves the attention.

Since Susan's birth four months ago, Thomas Beatie, 34, and his wife her roommate, Nancy Beatie, 46, have been living a quiet life in Bend, Ore., and have rarely been seen in public, keeping their blinds drawn and monitoring surveillance cameras that surround their property except when on Oprah, various other national talk shows or in the newspapers.

Despite concerns for his family's her house's occupant's safety, Thomas Beatie says that she won't let fear rule their lives since seeking attention is so much more fun and that she feels has somehow convinced herself that they are a traditional family.

"We are a man two women with no traditional sexual morals, woman and child. It's ironic that we are so different but yet, we're just a family, just the same as anyone else that has no traditional sexual morals and constantly seeks national attention," she said.

When asked why she makes many people uneasy, Thomas Beatie said, "I think that people are not used to seeing the image of a pregnant man. And it's causing a lot of people to think. … I used my female reproductive organs to become a father mother." No kidding.

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Though Thomas Beatie physically and legally transformed himself from a woman to has convinced a lot of people to believe that she is a man, she did not have "bottom" surgery, known as phalloplasty, to create an artificial penis. He She also left his her female reproductive organs in place.

"I don't feel like removing your sexual reproductive organs will make you any more of a man or any less of a woman," she said. It remains a mystery why changing a legal document would convince her.

Last year on "20/20," Walters reported on how children as young as 5 years old are transitioning from one gender to another because the adults around them are confusing the hell out of them. And in the last few years transgender people have gained gradual acceptance forced their way into the mainstream, even showing up in Hollywood plot lines, such as on the TV series "Ugly Betty" and "Dirty Sexy Money." But what happens when that transgender child grows up and wants to have a baby?

In 2003, Thomas and Nancy Beatie were legally married, and like many couples, they decided to start a family. The couple wanted to have a biological link to their child, but Nancy Beatie had a hysterectomy. The couple did not want to hire a surrogate to carry Thomas Beatie's harvested eggs, feeling no surrogate could be as conscientious as she.

So how does a man who was once a woman get pregnant? The first step was to stop taking testosterone, his a male hormone. After four months she began menstruating.

The Beaties then decided that they wanted a real challenge. Instead of finding the most promiscuous of creatures on the earth who would have been happy to abide, the male human, the Beaties then needed decided they would try to get a doctor who could help them obtain donor sperm and inseminate it into Thomas Beatie, but nine doctors rejected them.

In the end, the Beaties did it all themselves. First, they bought donor sperm on the Internet and Nancy Beatie used a syringe she had bought at a pet store to inseminate her husband roommate. Soon after, a home pregnancy test confirmed that she was pregnant.

Thomas Beatie says that pregnancy did not make him her feel more like a woman. "I did not feel maternal or motherly or womanly and pregnant. I felt like Nancy's husband, and I felt like the father of my child."

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Thomas Beatie says she and his wife her roommate are clear on their parental roles. "I am my daughter's father, and that's all I'll ever be to her. Nancy is Susan's mother." Susan offered no comment at the time.

But state officials in Oregon had a different view when it came to the baby's birth certificate. "The nurse in charge of birth certificates came in and said, 'Portland won't allow this. That means, Thomas, we're going to put you as mother and Nancy as father.'" This upset everyone understandably. Portland apparently found a way to please none of the people all of the time.

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The Beaties insist that they are a married, heterosexual couple and that the birth certificate should list them as father and mother. Legal experts say that regardless of how Thomas Beatie is listed, his her parental rights are protected because she is the baby's biological parent. But because she has no biological tie, Nancy Beatie could find her rights threatened. In related news, Tom Adams insists that he is the King of Spain and that his power is undermined by a small elephant that lives in a teapot and controls an unstoppable army of whirling dervishes.

In order to secure Nancy Beatie's parental rights, legal experts say the Beaties need to do what many same-sex couples with children do and have Nancy Beatie, the nonbiological parent, adopt Susan. But understandably, the traditional nature of adoption appalls the Beaties.

Instead they want to fight to change the birth certificate. They asked the American Civil Liberties Union to take their case but were turned down [editor's note: Get the Beaties the correct phone number for the ACLU. I'm pretty sure they'll take it]. They are still seeking legal representation.

"I feel that it's a flawed document," Thomas Beatie said in union with advocates for traditional families. "We'd like to see this process remedied for the next child, for the next pregnant woman."

Life in the Beatie home is pretty typical when they are not on Oprah or trying to get attention some other way. Thomas Beatie tends the garden, Nancy Beatie breast-feeds the baby. But while the Beaties paint a picture of themselves as a have managed to convince themselves somehow that they are a normal, everyday family, others who are not so foolish see them as outsiders and question their claims and motivations. Many have accused observed the Beaties of going public to profit from their story.

In fact, the Beaties have made some money. They sold photographs of their family to Getty Images, a photo agency, and were paid to appear in a British documentary that will air on the Discovery Health Channel next week.

Thomas Beatie has also written a book about his life, "Labor of Love," which goes on sale this week.

Buying guns over the weekend

As was probably very predictable, our little adventure into weapons purchasing was reduced to a matter of budgeting and practicality as opposed to my grand hopes of building a force of firepower no one could oppose. Yes, that’s right; I did not buy the Barret Model 82 and a MOAB. Ultimately it came down to costs and practical use. So this is what we got:

I of course still have my Beretta 92FS which I’ve had for a couple of years now. It weighs 32oz roughly and can hold a magazine in excess of 10 rounds (though some laws prohibit magazine that hold more than 10). It fires 9mm rounds. It’s good enough for the Marine Corps, so it’s good enough for me. Besides that, I like working with what I’m used to. As far as this weapon was involved over the weekend, I got more ammo for it.

Ileana got herself a Charter Arms Goldfinger .38 special. It is a small 12 oz. 5 shot revolver. While I myself prefer magazine fed handguns, Ileana preferred the reliability combined with the easy of handling. In case you didn’t know, revolvers are less likely to jam than magazine fed weapons, and they require significantly less maintenance which is another plus. The gun is small enough for Ileana’s small hands to reach everything. The light weight also makes it far easier for her to aim than my bulky Beretta 92.

We also got a Mossberg 500E shotgun which fires a .410 Gauge shell. It can hold up to 6 shells when fully loaded (including the one in the chamber). It fires the least powerful (common) shotgun round, but that comes with the advantage of not destroying our house or killing our neighbors on the other side of our townhouse’s walls should we need to disassemble someone dumb enough to wander into our house at 3am. While not the most manly of all available home artillery, it serves as the most practical solution after a handgun for general family defense. It has a short 18.5” barrel for easy(er) maneuverability down hallways and around corners and weighs in around 6lbs making it easy for everyone in the family to carry it. Because it is small, lightweight and fires a round that won’t knock the rest of my family back on their butts, I feel confident that my family can learn to use this effectively even in my absence.

We purchased some miscellaneous items like ammo, a waterproof case for the shotgun (you never know when you might be paddling down the street in a canoe with hurricanes the way they are), a holster to keep Ileana’s gun protected inside her purse, gun handling class for Ileana, etc. All in all, by the time we get Ileana’s carry permit, we will have spent just over a grand on this weekend. Now down the road, laws and budget allowing, we may purchase a rifle. I currently have my heart set on an AR-15, but I may have to do a little budgetary juggling since that alone approaches $2K. Like I said, I like what I’m used to.

A line from the book I'm currently reading.

"The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles—kingons, or possibly queons—that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expounded because, at that point, the bar closed." —Terry Pratchett, Mort

It's NaNoWriMo, Don'tcha Know.

That's right. The month during which aspiring authors are encouraged to write a 50,000 word* novel. I suppose it would be good motivation to make large headway into SP Episode II, but unfortunately, the NaNoWriMo organizers failed to take into account the launch of Wrath of the Lich King.

See you in a few months!

(In one discussion I read of the event, one insightful person pointed out that publishers probably have an unusually high number of rejections in December.)

*50,000 words is on the short side for a noves. A commonly given example is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is approximately that long. For comparison, SP:E1 was 96,000 words, or just shy of the length over which publishers won't publish your work, unless your name begins with "J" and ends in "oanne Rowling".