Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Moral Quandry.

Perhaps I've been reading John C. Wright's blog too much (why aren't you?), but a question of morality popped into my head yesterday and has been bugging me since. It concerns science fiction/fantasy.

If voluptuous space alien babes were to land on the planet Earth tomorrow, could I (assuming I'm single), morally wed one? The answer I devised for this question was based on the intercompatibility of the species. Since marriage is an institution designed to promote the family, and since we know through faith and reason that the sex act must be ordered towards procreation, I think the morality of that marriage would depend on if the voluptuous space alien babes (VSAB from here on in) are biologically similar enough to humans to be able to procreate.

(Note that the chances of some random ET landing on Earth and being able to produce offspring with humans are probably something in the order of one in the XKCD number, where the XKCD number is the Ackermann function, with Graham's number as both arguments. This is one problem with Star Trek, where people are always mating with other aliens. There is no way Spock, being half-human, half-vulcan, is even remotely biologically likely.)

So with the easy question out of the way, we come to the hard one. What if you don't know if you're biologically capable of producing offspring with VSABs?

Of course, with modern technology, we could probably answer this question just by examining the genetics of the two species. But suppose that technology is not available.

Perhaps I should go back to what inspired the question in the first place.

In World of Warcraft (those of you who didn't see that coming obviously don't know me very well), one of my main characters is a Draenei, while The Resident Murloc's is a Night Elf. We typically play these two characters together, and I began to wonder whether they could marry. (Note that I am presupposing, even though Christianity doesn't exist in the Warcraft universe, that sex is intended for procreation and any use if it that contradicts that purpose is illicit and contrary to the natural law, which is independent of religion.)

Within the lore, I don't know if it has been established if Night Elves and Draenei are biologically compatible enough to produce offspring with one another. (I know other races are compatible; Garona is a half-human, half-orc.) So, the question poses serious ramifications for Golyath, being an upstanding and noble Shaman who wishes to do what is right by Nevlonniel. How can he, morally, determine if he is biologically compatible with a night elf, and until that is known, how does that affect his prospects for marriage to this lovely night-elf?

(For all zero of you who are interested, I used to play another Night Elf, Legolamb, along with Nevlonniel. I imagine that Outland changed Lego, and he became cold and distant from his former love, until he finally left her (his change is manifested in his new haircut). In reality, I got tired of playing the most useless class in the game, and wanted to actually feel like I was contributing something in a raid.)

This question has plenty of other contexts aside from WoW, too. For instance, what if some humans were taken by Ra through the Stargate, where they lived separated from their Earth-living relatives for tens of thousands of years, before being reunited, only to discover that they have evolved along different paths and are not biologically compatible with each other? In this case, they might even still be considered the same species.

It does have interesting ramifications, too. We know that homosexuality is disordered because it involves the desire to use the sexual facilities in an unnatural way, that is, in a manner that is contrary to the nature of the sexual act (that nature being the unity of the spouses and procreation). But what about my heterosexual desire for the non-biologically-compatible VSABs? Even though that union is innately contradictory to the nature of sex, is my desire for the well-endowded female aliens also perverse? Suppose we take it one step further and say that they look like Earth-women, only hotter, how is my... how am I supposed to know the difference?

It would also make for an interesting science fiction story. Space Babe lands on earth. Earth man falls in love with, and weds, Space Babe. 193 pages of hot alien-tentacled love later, they determine their species are biologically incompatible. Action sequences ensue, perhaps involving Space Pirates. And of course the Space Babe is also a Space Princess, so it can be considered part of the New Space Princess movement of speculative fiction.

Someone call Mr. Wright. I would write it myself, but with 4 and 2/3 books left to go in my own series, it will be a while before I can get to it.

Why yes, it has been slow at work recently.
A mathemetician, an engineer, and a liberal arts major....

This article is an interesting read for two reasons: firstly, and most obviously, is the discussion of the problem in question. Secondly, is because the user comments highlight the basic difference between mathemeticians, engineers, and liberal arts majors.

The mathemeticians take the problem at face value, and solve it as an interesting puzzle that is to be reasoned through. The engineers all say the problem is stupid because it makes no sense and ignores all sorts of real world considerations, like micro-fractures in the surface of the bowling ball. Then they try and come up with all sorts of other ways to solve the problem, such as vise grips, terminal velocity calculations, etc.

Some would say this indicates that engineers are better at thinking "outside the box", and that mathemeticians are not as creative. I would argue that the converse is true, that instead this shows that engineers are incapable of thinking of anything but the box, i.e. the real world. Mathemeticians have no trouble dropping the pretext of reality and imagining something simply in the abstract for the sake of an interesting puzzle that demonstrates how well you can reason through a problem. Of course they know that there are better ways to test bowling ball resilience, and that there are inherent flaws in the test, but that's not the point of the problem. Engineers, on the other hand, can't get their heads around the idea of a problem that doesn't use the normal rule set they are accustomed to, and instead, try and change the problem to better fit into the box in which they are used to thinking.

In short, Kirk thought like an engineer. When presented with a problem that didn't allow him to work within his usual frame of reference, he changed the problem so he could.

And the liberal arts majors? I'm pretty sure this comment was left by one.

So do you think like a mathemetician, an engineer, or a liberal arts major.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

My Wife's Curious Mind

We finally got around to watching Zulu, an excellent war movie I had been wanting to see ever since Dave recommended it. It arrived from Netflix not too long ago, but we hadn't had the time to watch it until tonight (good holiday movie!).

"On the January 22nd 1879 the British Army suffered one of its worst defeats when Zulu forces massacred 1,500 of its troops at Isandlhwana. A short time after the main battle a Zulu force numbering in excess of 4000 warriors advanced on a British hospital and supply dump guarded by 139 Welsh infantrymen. The film concentrates on this bloody 12 hour battle during which the British force, under their commander from the Royal Engineers who happened to be in the area building a bridge and happened to be senior to the infantry officer, won 11 Victoria Crosses." (plot summary by Dave Jenkins)

Ileana hadn't said anything during the entire movie. She appeared to be enjoying the movie much like she enjoys a good History channel documentary; silent and soaking it all in. Near the end of the movie, when the director pans across the line of Zulu warriors to add dramatic effect to the coming final battle, Ileana finally breaks her self-imposed vow of silence.




"Hey, a lefty!"

Those were the only words she uttered until the credits ran. I will continue to ponder the depths of her uncharted mind.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Take a look at this picture.



What do you think after seeing this picture?

a) That looks incredibly stupid.
b) That looks incredibly fun.
c) I'll bet alcohol was involved.
d) I'll bet testosterone was involved.



If you answered (a), you are a woman. If you answered (b), you are a single guy. If you answered (a) and (b), you are a married guy. If you answered (c), you are intelligent. If you answered (d), you are correct.

For the record, I was not actually in the buggy at the time this picture was taken, as I was holding the camera. My ride in the buggy came later, and involved a lot of this, but while going up and down a steep dune.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My Amazon.com wishlist has been updated.

Just an FYI.
Update on the Little One.

I took the liberty of changing the obviously pro-life-slanted language to a more neutral tone, in keeping with the diverse opinions of this site.

"How your baby's fetus is growing: This week's major developments: The nose, mouth, and ears that are currently only part of you and at some ambiguous point in the future will become a part of a separate entity that you'll spend so much time kissing in eight months are beginning to take shape. If you could see into your uterus, you'd find an oversize head and dark spots where your baby's parasitic growth's eyes and nostrils are starting to form. His Its emerging ears are marked by small depressions on the sides of the head, and his its arms and legs by protruding buds. His Your second heart is beating about 100 to 160 times a minute — almost twice as fast as yours main one — and a separate quantity of your blood is beginning to course through his body your new appendage. His Your new intestines are developing, and the bud of tissue that will give rise to his more of your lungs has appeared. His The growth's pituitary gland is forming, as are the rest of his your other brain, muscles, and bones. Right now, your baby lump of tissue, which can be removed with all the ethicical considerations of removing tonsils, is a quarter of an inch long, about the size of a lentil bean."

Monday, December 1, 2008

Anyone here play Dark Age of Camelot?

Because here's a free account if you want it.

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