I'd like to share this picture of the Great Pyramid that my co-worker, Devin, took on her honeymoon to Italiagreekturkegypt.

Look familiar?

She denies any involvement with a secret government organization that explores other worlds by using a device called a "stargate" that creates a stable wormhole suitable for interstellar travel. But I know better. The honeymoon was just a ruse. She spent the three weeks on P3X-495.