Movie-a-minute Review: Hero

by Oliver Klosov, Movie Correspondant



*Spoiler Warning*



Ruthless Emperor: You killed the three greatest assassins? How?

Nameless Hero: Well, here's what happened.

Emperor: I think you lie. Here's what really happened.

Nameless: Not Quite. Here's what really happened... [hesitates].

Emperor: And...?

Nameless: Well, here's what really, really happened.

Emperor: So are you going to kill me?

Nameless: No. As cruel and evil as you are, it's more important that China be united under one evil dictator than split into several benevolent states. You hear that Taiwan?

Emperor: [Executes Nameless]

Audience: What just happened?