--BREAKING NEWS--
On the heels of some guy getting elected Pope, Al Gore, former US Vice President and Presidential candidate in the 2000 election, calls for a Papal election recount. "The secrets of the College of Cardianls needs to be revealed to the public... Exactly how many votes for John Kerry were really counted?... We feel that minorities and non-Catholics were disenfranchised."
Father Edward A. Malloy of Notre Dame responded with "We must make every attempt to reundisenfranchise non-Catholic Papal voters and minorities"

More as news develops...