Area Man Could Care Slightly Less About Network Availability Modeling.

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - According to sources close to him, area man Joe Belland gives "half a rat's ass" for network availability modeling. During a recent training session, Belland was reported to state "and as you can see, by defining a parts list to contain all the interchangeable interface cards in the parts library, we can easily swap out parts in a given slot with a similar one, to see how a more or less reliable component would affect the availability of the entire- y'know, this is really boring, but at least it's not reliability-centered maintenance"

Belland later stated that "after spending numerous hours going back and forth from watching a faucet drip and modeling network availability, the network availability rates as slightly more interesting."