Monday, September 11, 2006

Non-denominational God, Allah, Buddha, Flying Spaghetti Monster, or whichever deity or deities you choose to worship* Bless America.

* This blessing does not require you to worship any specific deity, or any deity at all. This blessing is not intended to cause exclusion based on religious preference, nor is it intended to imply that America is greater or more deserving of the deity of your choice's blessing than any other nation on Earth, or any other planets which may potentially have nations. This blessing is not intended as a proof or argument for the existence of a deity or deities nor does it necessarily mean that a deity or deities exist. This blessing comes with no guarentee, implicit or explicit, that the deity or deities of your choice will choose to bless America, nor does it make any theological assumptions about the blessing-powers of any potential deity or deities. This blessing is valid for one (1) nation and is non-redeemable, transferable, or refundable. Valid only in the US. Void where prohibited.

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  1. You will be hearing from ACLU lawyers shortly.

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