I Knew Something Wasn't Quite Right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkTpceAi6s

I want to know where the presidential front-runners stand on this key issue of Cadbury Cream Eggs? Does Giuliani support federally-mandated Cream Egg sizes? Does Obama recognize the dire threat this poses to our nation? The people need to know!

Also, a quick check of the Cadbury website reveals that they are a British company. I propose that the UN Security Council vote to impose sanctions on the UK until this horrible crisis of shrinking Cream Eggs is brought to an immediate halt.